A real conversation in my house

… between myself and my eldest son.

Me: Hey Fred.

Fred: Yeah mom?

Me: (holds up a bottle of vitamin C) See this bottle of vitamin C?

Fred: Yeah.

Me: It’s been to Japan and you haven’t.

Fred: Fuck off.

Me: (smiling) Love you Fred.

Fred: Love you too mom.

14 thoughts on “A real conversation in my house

  1. Dear Izzy,
    I used to live with a woman who in the course of a movie would suddenly jump up to announce she’d been to the place in the scene in the film.
    We also had responses similar to the irritation you describe.


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