Scene: Standing at the kitchen counter with my BFF, John.
Me: (drops something) Shit.
John: (reaches for it) You just wanted to see me bend down. (groans as he stands back up)
Me: Yeah, the sound effects are so sexy.
John: Porn for seniors.
Me: Porn with a soundtrack from the hospital.
John: Now that’s sexy.
Both: Double up laughing.
Okay, maybe you had to be there.