Another real conversation in my house

Scene: Standing at the kitchen counter with my BFF, John.

Me: (drops something) Shit.

John: (reaches for it) You just wanted to see me bend down. (groans as he stands back up)

Me: Yeah, the sound effects are so sexy.

John: Porn for seniors.

Me: Porn with a soundtrack from the hospital.

John: Now that’s sexy.

Both: Double up laughing.

Okay, maybe you had to be there.


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