Daily Post – Why Not?

The Daily Post today posed this question:

Tell us about something you would attempt if you were guaranteed not to fail (and tell us why you haven’t tried it yet).

I would knock on Johnny Depp’s front door and when he answered it (dressed only in a white bathrobe) I would ask to come in. He would, of course, say, “Of course,” and I would follow him to his living room where he would prepare us each a glass of absinthe. We would then proceed to discuss how much he would pay me to allow him to play the lead in my novel-turned-movie which would in turn guarantee that I would be the richest woman in Canada. Why?

Because there are nude scenes in my novel. Of course.

Why haven’t I tried this yet? Only because I’m not finished the final edit…

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25 thoughts on “Daily Post – Why Not?

  1. Dear Miss Izzy, I shall be first in line to see this movie as I love Johnny Deep also. The thought of seeing a nude Johnny Deep would also be an attraction.
    Get editing….
    Oh of course a naked Miss Izzy would also ensure a potential Oscar I am sure….

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