The Daily Post today posed this question:
Tell us about something you would attempt if you were guaranteed not to fail (and tell us why you haven’t tried it yet).
I would knock on Johnny Depp’s front door and when he answered it (dressed only in a white bathrobe) I would ask to come in. He would, of course, say, “Of course,” and I would follow him to his living room where he would prepare us each a glass of absinthe. We would then proceed to discuss how much he would pay me to allow him to play the lead in my novel-turned-movie which would in turn guarantee that I would be the richest woman in Canada. Why?
Because there are nude scenes in my novel. Of course.
Why haven’t I tried this yet? Only because I’m not finished the final edit…
Isabella Morgan 
Dear Miss Izzy, I shall be first in line to see this movie as I love Johnny Deep also. The thought of seeing a nude Johnny Deep would also be an attraction.
Get editing….
Oh of course a naked Miss Izzy would also ensure a potential Oscar I am sure….
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Hahaha! It’s more likely to ensure the audience is made up exclusively of crickets.
But I shall, nevertheless, get editing, Sir Michael. Thank you so much for your continued encouragement. 😀
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You are most welcome…..I see bright lights surrounding you as we speak…..
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…please tell me I have clothes on. I feel a breeze…
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Oh a large coat actually…..come on I would suggest suggest a thing Miss Izz.
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I think you already did, Sir Michael.
I can see I’m going to have to start calling you Sir Michael, the Naughty Knight in Shining Armor.
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Hmmm…rusty armour might be closer to the mark
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I’ll polish you…
…and now you’re rubbing off on me. 🙄
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Take more than polish…lol…..do they give Knights make overs I wonder…
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Sure! You can get a bouffant hairdo at the same time… We’ll dub you Sir Loin of Bouef
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Oh dear, what a string of disappointments are in store for you….more Sir Side of Mutton….
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Baaa humbug. Let’s make a deal. You keep imagining I’m worthy of an Oscar-winning performance and I’ll take care of the meat.
I actually made myself laugh.
hehe
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Ok. I’ll be watching the Oscars and when you step up to collect your award I’ll jump out of my seat applauding your success. Meanwhile best put the meat in a slow cooker.
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Better the slow cooker than the freezer I suppose.
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Yes you have a point there….lol
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This is going to sound lame. But if I knew I couldn’t fail/lose, I would just go and buy myself a lottery ticket. 😉
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Sure, take the easy way out! *slaps self in head for not thinking of it first*
😉
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I figure if I had 50 million dollars, it wouldn’t matter if I tried something and failed – so I could go out and do something more awesome!
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Sure, as long as your first trick isn’t jumping out of a plane without a parachute. 😉
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Hmm good call. What if I just make sure we fly a golden aircraft over my giant pit filled with money and pillows stuffed with award-winning goose feathers?
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That’ll work! Guaranteed!
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Loved your post. I’ll definitely tune in for Oscar night.
There’s something to be said for risk, however. The no-guarantee is a bit of an adrenaline rush. Still, a promise of no failure, I’d skydive.
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That was my second choice. 😛
Thanks very much, Winifred. 😀
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Ha! Hadn’t seen the end of your comments about the pillows and the money pit. That sounds good too!
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Doesn’t it sound like fun? 😀 I’d so do that!!
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